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loading catalyst drivers... please do not touch mom's dell

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RED TEAM // PONS.FAMILY // CONTRACT LIVE
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Ruby

"brb updating drivers"

Mood: overclocked ⚡
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Female
20 years old
Sunnyvale, California

Last Login:
12/24/2006

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Ruby's Interests

General: Shader demos, 3DMark scores, red LEDs, AGP slots, LAN parties, voltage sliders


Music: Winamp playlist pending


Heroes: Whoever fixed Catalyst without reinstalling Windows

Ruby's Latest Blog Entry

driver update went great!!! [Subscribe]

lost 11 fps but the control panel has a new gradient so honestly worth it

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Ruby's Friend Space

Ruby has 8 friends.

Ruby from the original Radeon X800 tech demoRadeon X800
ATI Radeon 9800 Pro graphics card9800 Pro
Sapphire Radeon X850 XT retail box and graphics cardX850 XT PE
Radeon X1800 XL graphics card featuring Ruby on the coolerR520 / X1800
ATI Radeon HD 2900 XT graphics cardR600 / HD 2900 XT
3DMark06 title screen3DMark06
AMD Red Team logoRed Team
Tom Anderson's classic MySpace profile pictureTom

Ruby's Friends Comments

xX_redteam_Xxthx 4 the add!! ur new demo is sick. what clocks r u running?
RubyFan2004hey are u going to the LAN saturday? bring the crossover cable
TomWelcome to MySpace, Ruby.
Internet zone   |   3 friend requests   |   profile song buffering since 2006
ATI Catalyst Control Center — Overdrive
ATIRUBY OVERDRIVE™
GPU Temp
Performance
Stability
Noise
Warranty status: nobody knows where the receipt is anyway.

Saved profiles

No profiles yet. Your past self had commitment issues.

Resolution

ATI Overdrive unlocked by clicking yes without reading the warning.
Ruby Lore — My Documents

The Ruby era

Ruby was ATI's red-haired real-time graphics character during the era when GPU vendors showed off new hardware with increasingly ambitious demos. This site riffs on that history as meme culture; it does not claim AMD/ATI sponsorship.

Radeon X800The Double Cross
Ruby arrives as a showcase for the programmable-shader era.
▶ Watch showcase2004-ish
AGP/PCIe chaos
X800 / X850Dangerous Curves
More Ruby, more shaders, more reason to tell yourself upgrading was financially responsible.
▶ Watch showcaseSM 2.0
fan audible
Radeon X1800The Assassin
The red-team demo era grows up, gets shinier, and consumes more of your weekend.
▶ Watch showcaseR520
benchmarks sacred
HD 2900 XTWhiteout
Ruby survives into the unified-shader age, shortly before your room heater becomes your GPU.
▶ Watch showcaseR600
electricity optional

Card graveyard

RADEON 9800 PRO

STATUS: found in anti-static bag
FAN: crunchy
MEMORY: probably fine
DESTINY: Ruby cluster node #01

X850 XT PE

STATUS: eBay survivor
FAN: leaf blower
PASTE: archaeology
DESTINY: +0.0000002 AI IQ

HD 2900 XT

STATUS: space heater
POWER: yes
EFFICIENCY: no
DESTINY: mining one satoshi by 2041
⚠ DISCLAIMER
RUBY is a meme coin, not an investment or financial advice. Buying or trading it can result in the partial or total loss of your funds. The only thing it may reliably deliver is epic vibes. Proceed responsibly.

RUBY is not endorsed by, affiliated with, or sponsored by AMD, ATI, or any of their companies or affiliates. This project is an homage to the golden era of PC gaming.
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C:\WINDOWS\system32\cmd.exe
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\RUBY> dir /memories
> halo_custom_games.exe
> cod_search_and_destroy.exe
> overclock_until_crash.bat
> install_driver_again.exe
> cable_management_final_v7.zip
> benchmark_score_REAL_final.png
> moms_dell_do_not_touch

C:\RUBY> _
Type nothing. It still feels productive.
Ruby Distributed Compute Lab [EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT]
RUBY CLUSTER v0.03
Nodes detected: 47 vintage Radeon cards
Effective efficiency: catastrophically low
Room temperature: concerning
Power bill: classified

AI model: RUBY-0.0007B
Training corpus: archived forums, driver readmes, Halo lobby arguments

> system ready_
R_AI
RUBY_AI> Ask me something. I may recommend reinstalling Catalyst.
Compute node uptime: 14 minutes. New record.
ATI Fan Diagnostics
GPU FAN #1SPINNING

Noise: like a shop vac full of pennies.

GPU FAN #20 RPM

Status: spiritually present.

Do not actually hit your computer or put fingers in fans.
Thermal protection: enabled-ish
System Properties

Microsoft Windows XP

Professional
Version 2002
Service Pack 3-ish

Registered to:
Mom's Dell — DO NOT TOUCH

Computer:
AMD Athlon 64
2.20 GHz, 2.00 GB of RAM
ATI Radeon graphics
One side panel currently removed for airflow

RUBY Token Status
Network: Robinhood Chain
Launchpad: Pons.Family
Status: LIVE
Contract:
0x27956daeE2F9fF8Dfd1CBAAbF8120bd449c300d5
Utility: nostalgia, memes, red-team brain damage

Windows is activated. Probably.
Private Folder (Mom don't touch.) — My Pictures
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Hint: it is literally the most secure password ever invented.

18 objects hidden. Mom access: denied.
Xfire — Gaming Simplified
RubyFan2004
status: maxing the fan curve● ONLINE
SERVERSFRIENDS (4)FILES
Halo CE — Blood Gulch 24/7
CTF | no rockets | host advantage denied42 ms / 11 slots
CoD4 — Search & Destroy
Promod | crouch only? | xX clan recruiting67 ms / 3 slots
Counter-Strike: Source
de_dust2 | 24/7 | NO AWP (admin may AWP)189 ms / full
Unreal Tournament 2004
Facing Worlds | low gravity | 200% speed33 ms / 7 slots
● xX_redteam_Xx — Playing 3DMark06   ● RubyFan2004 — Online   ○ momsdell — Away
4 friends online. Voice chat quality: drive-thru speaker.
WINAMP 5.21 — RUBY MIX // SPOTIFY
RUBY_LAN_PARTY_2006.m3u
ONLINE STREAM // USER CONTROLLED
OPEN FULL PLAYLIST ↗
It looks like you're overclocking a GPU.
Would you like me to increase voltage without understanding the consequences?

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RubyFan2004 — Instant Message
RubyFan2004: yo did u get the new catalyst driver

xX_redteam_Xx: yea fps went down but the control panel looks sick
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AMDRED TEAM
🔊🛡GPU 54°C
ATI Overdrive warning:
Your GPU fan has entered a spiritual state.
Windows

A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

RUBY_OVERCLOCK_WAS_NOT_ACTUALLY_STABLE

If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, pretend it didn't happen. If this screen appears again, lower the core clock by 5 MHz and tell the forum it was your power supply.

Technical information:
*** STOP: 0x000000EA (0xBADC0DE, 0xC0FFEE, 0x00000000)Press any key or click anywhere to reboot.
It is now safe to turn off your computer.Just kidding. Ruby.exe is still running.